My Greatest Regrets

That I spent most of today in bed, on Facebook.

That my computer is now almost out of batteries.

That I didn't come up with a zingier idea for this blog post.

That I never walked barefoot under a pale prairie moon.

That I once "pantsed" a kid at a pool party who didn't deserve it.

That I did not develop any marketable skills in my first 30 years of life.