Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Questions raised during the process of packing up my apartment and moving to a new apartment

Where did this Yoga matt come from?
How long am I supposed to keep this shrink-wrapped cd that came with my laptop three years ago? Forever?
When did my third desk drawer become a black hole of tax forms smudged with pizza fingerprints?
How majestic—I just found a pellet-like marshmallow in my hair.
Since when did I own this heavy marble pen?
Why am I suddenly wearing a piano key tie?
Why are there raisins in tuxedos playing the saxophone behind me?
Why am I sashaying down this glowing staircase?
Why am I clenching a rose in my teeth and sitting down at the piano to play a jazzy duet with a dapper cat?
Why am I turning over this huge hourglass so I can do it all over again?


Blogger Smith said...

My comment is, I loved this, and I laughed out loud.

December 2, 2009 at 11:25 AM  
Blogger chamberlain said...

haw haw haw

December 2, 2009 at 11:26 AM  
Blogger chamberlain said...



December 2, 2009 at 11:27 AM  
Blogger Adam said...

1. Target
2. Yes.
3. The distant future--wormhole--2003.
4. not a question?
5. my mom bought it for you in Arizona.
6. cuz it's Friday at the bank you work for.
8. dead?
9. copyright infringement with these
10. god loves you

December 7, 2009 at 8:52 AM  

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