PUH-SCUUZE ME. WHERE YOU KEEP YOUR PUSSY PRODUCTS AT?

Puh-scuze me Rite-Aid personnel. Could you so help me identifuck the locunnilingus of the vag-i-section por favor. I am in the Sunday heat of what you might call a pussy-mergency. I am a damsel in dis-fucking-stress and I ask you, Sir Rite-Aid Business Man, to come (COME) to my aid. No I cannot be any more clarificating with my info-seeking. I need to know what I need to know and I need to know right now WHERE YOU KEEP YA PUSSY PRODUCTS AT!!!!!