Tuesday, December 29, 2009


Deep breaths. Breathe in. Breathe out. For today is the big day. You’ve been waiting for this day your whole life and now it’s here. Goddamnit, it’s about time! Ever since you were a little mouse, living in a boot, you’ve known that one day you were going to make your name on the cheese stage. You would rock back and forth in your empty chestnut shell and dream of the day when all of the mice in mousedom would perk up their ears and sway in time to the sound of your voice. No more pushing toothpicks for Rat Clancy! The curtain is about to rise. Did you memorize the words? Check. Did you wash your tail? Check. The moment has come to heal the world with your voice. The lights are blinding! Just do it! Okay…here goes…COME M’LADY! COME, COME M’LADY! YOU’RE MY BUTTERFLY! SUGAR! BABY! SUCH A SEXY PRETTY LITTLE THING! YOU GOT ME SPRUNG WITCHA NIPPLE PIERCE AND YA TOUNGUE RING!!


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