What Not To Comment On Someone's Facebook Wedding Photos

"OMG - so cute! I wonder which one of you will end up dying first?"

"You guys look nervous! Are you questioning your decision?"

"Good luck with your sex life!"

"Informal FB poll: who got the shorter end of this stick, him or her?"

"Congratulations on taking full advantage of your heteronormative social privileges!"

"About time! You guys look OLD!"

"I'm still not sure about this match, but best wishes!"

"Hope she's not barren!"

"Why wasn't I invited?"

"LOL. I give it five years."