Signs That Another Woman Is Jealous Of You And/Or Is Not Really A "Girl's Girl"

You have started to secretly worry that she might be prettier than you.

You have started to secretly lust after her husband.

You notice that all the girls seem to like her more than you.

You notice that all the boys seem to like her more than you.

Your "best friend" slash employee tells you that she is definitely jealous of you.

Your "second best friend" slash hired psychic tells you that she gets a strong reading that this chick is not really a "girl's girl".

You throw a dinner party to ambush her with these attacks on her character and she storms out, thus totally proving that you were right.

You feel cold inside when you picture the bridge of her very pert nose.

You can just tell.