Email Etiquette, Episode Deuce

The use of exclamation points in emails has become increasingly important. You must use exclamation points so that people don't think you are depressed. When I get an email that doesn't have any exclamation points, I assume the person is mad at me, or on the verge of suicide. They just don't seem happy. A good email is a cheery email, an upbeat email, and there is only one way to let people know that you're upbeat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Hint, hint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) (LOL)