Thursday, May 05, 2005

Profound Update from a Shaman

Jean-Paul Sartre claimed that "Hell is other people." He got it right ... almost. In fact, Hell is other's people's eczema. As a native healer, I know from personal experience that when a friend suffers from the horrible condition known as eczema, it can tear your life apart. It's worse than second-hand smoke, or colonization. Luckily, with a dollop of native wisdom, you can cure your friend's eczema faster than a goose's shadow skimming over water by simply pointing out that if she didn't shove her fat face full of mozzerella cheese all day long she might not have that nasty rash! Next week: awake your chakras with spirit rocks.


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