Sunday, February 13, 2005

The Highlights of my Trip to Nova Scotia

YO YO YO YO YO YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOY. Free hoverboards. Free euros. A snack every four hours. No holds barred attitude. I started at the tip and worked my way down, wearing neon green knee-pads the whole time because the whole thing was pretty much so extreme. Things you need to do before going to Nova Scotia: check your ‘tude at the door. Here’s a tip: everyone pops snacks and knows the point. And you know what else? Everyone looks like a techno-refugee a la the movie Hackers. Peter Gabriel is from there. I visited the Haunted Wood, the Orion Lake, and the Glass Eye Mountains. I accidentally stepped on a little Indian in the Cupboard. It was lovely. If you go, be sure to turn your watch back because it’s also the seventies there. People really get into it. My favorite part was visiting the oracle. She was so beautiful. She had downy hair on her arms. She told me she knew who deep throat was. So I asked her who it was and she goes, “sike yeah right I don’t know.”


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