Saturday, May 05, 2007

Corporate Names for Showering With the Person That May or May Not Be Your Boyfriend Because You Haven’t Talked About It Yet

Pantene Pro-V Intimacy Olympics
Red N’Vaulnerable Aveeno Sudz
“This Is How I Always Am In the Shower” Shower Gel
Liqui-fresh Pearljob Extra Moisturizing Body Fuck
Gasp-More TileZone
Eyelashes Stuck Together I Think I Love You Exfoliating Cream


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